Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Week 7 EOC: Final Project Pitch

Guys need manliness in their life now more than ever. What have men done to be punished by driving hybrids, SUV’s and mini vans? What happened to the days where men competed through their cars? Thanks to Dodge, men no more have to be converted into mere average Joes. Guys need horsepower in their lives, they need the smell of gasoline, and the comfort Ultra-Premium Laguna Leather. Guys need the 5.2 Liter engine with a bonus 2.9 Liter supercharged engine in their lives. The guy species needs a rebirth of the muscle car so they can have a bit of pride. Women don’t understand what it is like to be a guy. The near extinct subspecies of Man have been suffering through the Muscle car drought. With all of these so called “muscle cars” going hybrid such as the Ford Mustang Eco boost, men need one thing. Hope. Hope that one day the testosterone pumping V8 engine will one day be rediscovered. Introducing the 2016 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat. The 707 horsepower supercharged V8 is guaranteed to put the nuts and bolts in place, to restore MANkind. Imagine the loud, burning rubber, tire spinning beast putting a smile on your face, butterflies in your stomach with a hint of fear in your soul. Because the Hellcat is no sliding door van you take your kids to preschool or the SUV you and your wife share. Nor is it a hybrid built to go a million miles per gallon. This machine is not just another car made to drive. This is a car made to make heads turn, to make kids dream and to make you significant other say, "No you can't get that" until she drives one and then says "You buy it, we can share it." Remember men, the car doesn’t control you, you control the car. This is a beast sent from Hell to give you the most memorable driving experience you can endure. The 2016 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat: It’s a Guy Thing.

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